Then you might need to plan a Potty Party (keep following me here, we’re talking about Mini. You didn’t think that title was about me, did you? ha!)
And if you’re going to plan a Potty Party, then you need to think about the snacks you’re going to need.
And if you get all the snacks you think you’re going to need and put them on the counter, then you’re going to need snack approval from the Guest of Honor.
And if the Guest of Honor has a say, then you’re going to need to let her show you what she really wants from the pantry.
And if she shows you what snacks she really wants from the pantry, then you’d better be prepared to give them to her rightthisveryminute.
And if you give them to her righthisveryminute, then you’re going to need some lemonade to wash those salty chips down and get the Potty Party started.
(see huge gallon pitcher of lemonade hidden in the back of the party, right next to the Pledge wood floor cleaner)
And if you are sure that you’re ready to get the Potty Party started, then you’d better recruit Big Brother Max to keep her interested in drinking from her Dora cup all morning.
And if she’s interested in drinking from her Dora cup all morning, then you’re going to probably…eventually…need to give her, you guessed it, a new pair of underwear.
Maybe even seven more pair before the end of the day. But, overall, she made good strides. And I lived to tell about it.
Story continues tomorrow. After a good night’s sleep for both of us.