if I’m ever shopping for jeans (horror!) and find a pair that I love (gasp!) and they have the cutest most darling zany embellished snaps sewn on the flaps of the back pockets (hahahaha), I will flee from the temptation to purchase them immediately.
Because I will remember that 5 year old boys are drawn to these like they have a flashing neon sign on them that says PRESS HERE.
I’m very sorry, Unsuspecting Red Robin Hostess.
I’m embarrassed but grateful for the laugh.
Just another day.